December 2010
43 posts
13176) I think, because of the fact that I was...
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Neil Patrick Harris is gay? I really didn't know...
http://threewords.me/Blair →
Describe me in 3 words :D
you're talking to me about stuff, why? I'd much...
It’s not sexist cause I’m saying it in a song, that’s right bitch now take off your thong
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schlong:
fucking virgin girls always complain about how scared they are to have sex for the first time cause its gonna “hurt” oh fuck you ok WHENEVER i have sex SOMEONE is going to end up getting hurt
A white woman, about 51 years old, was seated next...
realhappynow:
onemoreyear:
tearjerking:
(via prettygirlsmakegraves—, m1llion)
the 22nd gif in your folder will be your...
decayingpanda:
LAWL
You know, it may have been me! I saw it in like year 11. When I showed Mark Gay he showed his mum haha
Reblog if you want "have you evers" in your ask...
robertxy:
thisinhumanplace:
scream-scene:
Guy: Do ya wanna play the firetruck game?
Girl: How do ya play?
Guy: I run my fingers (fire truck) up your legs and then you say red light when you want me to stop.
Girl: Ok, lets play.
*few seconds*
Girl: Red Light!
Guy: Firetrucks dont stop for red lights
Dear love of my life, can you please meet me in...
controlthekingdom:
Yours sincerely,
Pablo Blair.
When everyone else is purposely putting on their gay voice but you just talk like you always do.
“I for one welcome our arsenic-based interplanetary overlords.”
– William Gibson (via emmanuelnegro)
So here's that TMI dream:
I can’t remember how it came to be, but my dick had been chopped off. Yeah you read that right. So I had no dick. And there was this box of dicks that I could use instead of mine.
Not sure how they stayed on or anything. But I thought that it was real life and I was all “why haven’t seen a doctor to re-attach it?!”. And then I was like “I really hope this is a...
Wow the post I just deleted was far too TMI. I really hope no one read it.
